Drunk driving Shriners injure 12 in Fourth of July parade rampage
July 5, 2007 Issue 4-32
GREENVILLE, S.C.—Several members of a group of Shriners performing in Greenville’s Fourth of July parade lost control of their comically tiny vehicles, injuring 12 onlookers. An investigation after the wreck revealed the Shriners had a blood alcohol content of .11, over the state’s legal limit of .08.
While no one was severely hurt, 3 young spectators were taken to Shriners Hospital for Children as a precaution. Witnesses said when they saw the Shriners speeding towards them, they were not concerned, assuming it to be part of their routine and expecting them to turn at the last second to avoid them.
“You always see them coming right at you,” said parade spectator Julie Weber. “This time Shriners just started flying everywhere into the crowd. It was very scary, but I did catch one of their hats.”
Most witnesses agreed the Shriners’ wreck was as or more entertaining than their normal routines, which include the figure eight and the tight circle. “I saw a Shriner hurled 15 feet,” recalled Max Sarver, a Fourth of July parade regular. “Now, that was funny.”
Children in attendance always seem to like the old men in small cars, and Wednesday was no exception. Most children reported the scene to be funny and expressed that they have always wanted to see elderly men propelled through the air.
The group of Shriners admitted to enjoying alcoholic beverages prior to the parade but did not think anything of it. “We didn’t think it was a very big deal,” said Ed White, Shriner street performer. “Before a parade, we usually drink even more than that.”
Operation Paperclip
Head Of The Inquisition
Head Of The Inquisition Just RADIATING Christian Love
Ratzinger In His Spiffy New Pope Outfit
Heil Papa! Ratzinger In His Spiffy Hitler Youth Uniform.
Bill Clinton Admits MK Ultra To Mind Control
MK Ultra And The Unibomber
"Poppy" Bush Declaring Future Victory
Former Head Of The Los Angeles Office Of FBI: CIA, Satansim And Child Sex
NBC Reports On Call Boys In White House
George Bush: The Unauthorized Biography By Webster Tarpley & Anton Chaitkin
- American Caligula
- 1 House Of Bush: Born In A Bank
- 2 The Hitler Project
- 3 Race Hygine: Three Bush Family Alliances
- 4 The Center Of Power Is In Washington
- 5 Poppy And Mommy
- 6 Bush In World War II
- 7 Skull And Bones: Racist Nightmare At Yale
- 8 The Permian Basin Gang 1948-59
- 8b The Bay Of Pigs And The Kennedy Assassination
- 9 Bush Challenges Yarborough For The Senate
- 10 Rubbers Goes To Congress
- 11 United Nations Ambassador, Kissinger Clone
- 13 Bush Attempts The Vice Presidency, 1974
- 12 Chairman George In Watergate
- 14 Bush In Beijing
- 15 CIA Director
- 16 Campaign 1980
- 17 The Attempted Coup D'Etat Of March 30, 1981
- 18 Iran Contra
- 19 The Leveraged Buy Out Gang
- 20 The Phony War On Drugs
- 21 Omaha
- 22 Bush Takes The Presidency
- 23 The End Of History
- 24 The New World Order
- 25 Thyroid Storm
The Clinton Chronicles
Time Magazine Man Of The Year 1938
The Occult History Of The Third Reich
We're The "Good Guys?"
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment